43: Jerkin' and Peein'

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD.

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0:00.0	I
0:04.0	Don't those chairs on it those chairs can't handle that way
0:08.9	Buffie the vampire slayer. I just jumped on the chair like a lunatic nothing
0:14.6	Guys
0:16.4	Episode 43 holy shit. That's a lot of episodes. Do you and Sam are confident on that guys?
0:23.0	Kind of sounded like a kid who was like everybody's like running away from the playground
0:26.9	He's the kind of the the fatter but high-pitched voice kid
0:29.5	I know what else guys
0:31.5	What was a good news to the guy was like hey you guys
0:34.9	Yeah, that guy is forever hating his voice. He's probably as in talks in that movie. He I mean you I don't yeah
0:40.7	Hey you guys. Yeah classic. Do you know how many dude?
0:44.3	Can you imagine being one of those dudes just gets that type of shit every fucking day?
0:47.8	Like a one quote. Yeah, but you're just don't know about trouble shuffle guy, right?
0:53.9	Every girl's like hey if you want to fuck you got to do a thing there. You're gonna do a thing in your stomach
0:57.8	He's like, please. I don't really don't want it. It's raining raining. He does it. 34-year-old man
1:03.4	Every time and then she just like starts to untake her bra off and he's like
1:08.4	Truffle trouble. Um, who's that dude? Oh God. What's his name? Oh
1:13.9	Come on that's not transformer John Ron Jeremy. No dude close
1:20.2	Uh
1:22.2	Harry Tubman, do you know who that is?
1:27.1	What movie you thinking of okay, there's a dude not not transformer
1:33.6	It begins with a tea fucking shy LaBuff
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