44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists.

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0:00.0	You ever been like shopping and like a tomato for whatever reason it's a little bit different and they got they low key got cheeks on them
0:09.1	Bounce so can't afford sound effects, but we can't afford a Gabe to have a microphone Gabe say something. Hey, what's going on guys?
0:15.1	Dude, that's gay. That's the sound of Gabe's voice if you guys ever wanted to know
0:17.9	How fucking dude? Yeah shit again, bro. You know, shut the fuck up Gabe. Yeah, no, it sounds great. Who gave him a mic, dude?
0:23.0	We've been asking for it for a while
0:25.7	So now it's a little trifecta it's a little family and Gabe's gonna help us when we don't know things which is every episode
0:31.1	Uh, maybe Google them so
0:33.1	People don't write into us like are you fucking dumb as shit, bro?
0:36.7	People get so angry. Here's the problem everyone like I know that everyone has their own separate knowledge
0:41.6	Okay, and sometimes we don't know the knowledge that y'all know also you probably Google have to shit the yellow stuff
0:47.0	Right right real talk not all you guys knew that the fuck hole and the tampon hole was was the same hole
0:54.6	Yeah, I'm telling you right now 38% of our people were like yeah, they're right right. Yeah the rest of them was 62
1:02.2	Is that 62?
1:04.2	62, no, yeah, yeah, hell, hell, hell, hell, they didn't have to Google it but
1:08.3	I have to have Gabe Google that shit about to have Gabe Google that shit
1:11.4	Dude you just got the what's going on with you? You just got the new iPhone dog you like it iPhone 11
1:17.0	I got three cameras now. Let me tell you something the news that I'm taking okay look
1:22.6	Stu Penny you ever you ever taking a nude in a portrait mode. I've never taken a nude in normal mode never
1:29.2	You've never a nude one time bro. I don't have see here's the thing my legs are very pale
1:34.2	Okay, so the legs like the dick to pale leg ratio like nothing looks good. I would you're dick like brown?
1:41.5	Is normal color, but what is that what is normal color? I mean normal for you in color, but skin color for you is printer paper fluorescent
1:49.0	Yeah, I don't see I do I don't like a gazanso beans. Gaganzo. What the fuck?
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