Shh...Just Look At My Body!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan Decriminalize it all! When you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do Secret Southern Burning Man Festival Bryan went and wore a kilt with no knickers, as is tradition Don’t drink anyone's magic water Do your thing, and don’t harm anyone AI is getting scary Would you rather, as given to us by AI It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure! Ten hits of acid or fuck Frankie B? Bryan couldn’t look at Frankie B intimately We’re really diving into these situations! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Where's good bitch? We are here in Milan.
0:02.2	Drinking spot and water and eating some spaghetti.
0:05.3	You want some?
0:07.0	Please.
0:11.7	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:14.7	Let's assume that I was attracted to men.
0:16.9	I just don't think I could look at Frankie B after.
0:19.3	After the wait, I've seen so much of his content
0:21.9	that I don't think I could look at him intimately.
0:23.8	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:25.5	Look at my body.
0:26.7	Ha ha ha ha.
0:28.5	Look at my body.
0:30.1	Can you see him like his bar wire face
0:33.2	like rubbing up against your face and whispering in your ear?
0:36.3	Don't say it.
0:37.1	Look at my body.
0:39.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:45.9	Ah yeah, Kaz and kittens.
0:47.3	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:49.3	I'm Brian Green.
0:50.1	This is my dear friend.
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