My Morning Milking!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s talking airplanes again People who are too eager to help Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane Don't bother people on airplanes! And don't make a mess in the bathroom Hypocritical bohemians Bryan's going on vacation thank god God told me to tell you to shut up 7 tips on how to get a submissive wife Are you complementarian? God bless Carl Carl’s little peepee walks with The Lord We have hope for this girl, she’s gonna escape one day Don’t you want to be precious? Shang knows an awful lot about ig models It’s not misogyny because God said so! EPM 21:21 Oops! I made you a shit pie! But I’m still smiling! Vacuum for The Lord They got to 7! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you've ever found blood in the bathroom sink after brushing, you're not alone.
0:05.0	One in three people suffer from bleeding gums, and it could be a sign of gum disease.
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0:17.0	bleeding gums by enhancing plaque removal.
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1:02.0	Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide.
1:06.0	But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside.
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