She's Big Sac Certified!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a new car The blinker fluid blues Car Mom is the best If you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat Big sticks and small sticks Radio technology! In a limo! 96.7 The Legend Bryan used to call his mom from the radio station Ask Bryan’s Mom Theresa Caputo being interviewed by Barbara Corcoran She’s got a microphone in her hair…yeah yeah yeah It looks just like a wig bRYAN & KRissy’s secret word She wasn’t scared, but she woke up with blood curdling screams What was missing for Theresa? She’s out here acting like she’s the first medium ever This is a well worn con! Barb is wildin with these questions She’s got a degree from SAC LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Watches dad not the car again.
0:02.4	No, happens all the time with Old Betsy.
0:04.4	Have you checked out Carvana yet?
0:06.2	They have thousands of cars for under $20,000.
0:09.2	But to those thousands of cars have personality like Old Betsy?
0:12.4	Betsy is held together by taste and their raccoons living in the engine.
0:16.0	Shhh, it's a family car.
0:17.4	Uh, there are flames on the hood.
0:19.2	Bad custom paint job.
0:20.6	No dad, the car's on fire.
0:22.2	How many cars did you say Carvana had?
0:24.0	Visit Carvana.com to shop thousands of cars for under $20,000.
0:28.0	We'll drive you happy.
0:29.2	At Carvana.
0:30.2	Whatcha wa f**king da?
0:31.8	I don't f**king know.
0:32.9	Yana na yasta da.
0:34.2	And I don't know, don't know.
0:39.4	On this episode of the commercial break,
0:42.7	Virgil, Awareness Client.
0:45.1	Now she's qualified.
0:47.0	Now we know.
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