Dude For a Day

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Things get dark when Phoebe Robinson goes wild on Tinder and Jessica Williams gets a penis for a day. Plus: Ashley Brooke Roberts makes a Waffle House faux pas, Kevin Allison (Risk! Podcast) discovers dominance and Baratunde Thurston's (The Daily Show With Trevor Noah) life is forever changed after a visit to Roosevelt Island. Do you like podcasts? Do you like this podcast? Then please take our short survey about what you're listening to! It'll help WNYC make even more amazing podcasts. That's a win win. Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens --- Guest Comedians: Ashley Brooke Roberts (@AshleyBRoberts)Kevin Allison (@TheKevinAllison)Baratunde Thurston (@baratunde) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueensLike 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	Happy birthday, Mr. President is like the most embarrassing clip I've ever seen.
0:05.6	It is like so tri-
0:07.3	You know when it's tri-flin' but it's like hilarious to me because I'm like this girl has giant bomb.
0:13.0	Yeah, she has no fucking chill.
0:15.0	Like could you imagine something doing that to Michelle Obama?
0:17.8	Hey Michelle.
0:18.8	No, she would rip off her sleeves.
0:20.8	Of course.
0:21.8	And everybody knew.
0:22.8	Like Jackie, oh sat there and knew she was like this woman is fucking my husband.
0:27.8	Where did you learn that kiss like that?
0:32.1	Don't fight it.
0:33.9	You have to be so chill as a wife to just allow that to happen while you're eating a piece
0:38.8	of salmon.
0:39.8	Alright, thank you on the right track.
0:41.8	Wait, did she have a side piece?
0:43.8	Oh, probably hope so.
0:44.8	I hope she did.
0:45.8	Florida.
0:46.8	Yeah.
0:47.8	Hey, I'm Desk Williams.
0:51.0	And I'm Phoebe Robinson.
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