plenty of because i love your stand-up i know you have plenty of bits about sex toys and toy shops

and stuff like that do you do you go to the titty club oh yeah i go with it that boy give me a

hell yeah i'd go i've been like bitch make it rain just listen what's up airheads we're back once again got a real treat for you this week we'll be

joined a little bit later by uh the truly inimitable comedian shelly belly from south

carolina if you if you if you like our accents in the way we fucking country yuck it up you

ain't even gonna believe this shit uh so stick around for that it was a good time

so you made me genuinely like laugh out loud crack completely the fuck up multiple times so

stay tuned you're in for a treat but we can tell when someone's full of shit, and let me tell you, like not an ounce of shit inside of her. No, no, no, no. She's utterly shitless. No, no shitless. At all, yeah. I wanted very, very quick things I thought this last night, and I thought this might have been a better well-read thing. I don't know, but like, who gives a shit? Can you think of a, listen to this one?

Can you think of a bird that you think, listen, that you think doesn't work as the name of a band like if you saw a festival lineup and there's a

think of a bird that if you put it on there you would be like what the fuck i here's why here's the

origin of this i saw a comment on reddit about Coachella and they're like here are the bands that

killed it at Coachella turnstile drain wet drain, wet leg. Wet leg. I swear to God. I swear to God. Geese, right? Wait, is that different than Goose? Because I love goose. They said geese. No, I believe you. I didn't know is that is that like is it a bunch of people

doing goose and that's why they call it geese because it's plural let me find out real quick

but anyway i saw that and i was like at first i was like this is hilarious they're doing a uh like

i thought this this comment was like a bit right yeah but it's not those are all real real bands that

were there so then i said in our group chat i was like you know i wonder how traffic cone and

red elbow did or whatever and like when i type that i thought about i was trying to think of another

bird that would sound funnier than geese and as i kept thinking thinking of birds, I was like, dude, I think every bird could be a band's name, right?

Yeah, like pigeon.

I'd go listen to pigeon.

Right.

If you saw like tip mouse on a double fire?

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