all right guys i am recording this because i don't know what to do with my emotions the hooters in

chattanooga has just closed i found this out via tic-tok uh because somebody was standing

somebody was standing in front of it holding up a lighter uh and pouring out a shot

which is very funny and i wish i had remembered to save that video so I could credit the person. So if you see that one going around, just leave a comment that says, Corey Forster's all this and thought it was fucking hilarious. And I'd also know what you're thinking, you're not from Chattanooga, you're from Chikamaga, correct? But it is the most in North Georgia that North Georgia can be.

And Chattanooga was our big city. And they had a hooters. And I have a lot of fucking memories

from that hooters. And I know a lot of you right now are thinking, Corey, you misogynist

prick. I can't believe that you are mourning the loss of a restaurant, nay, an institution that profited off of the solicitation and exploitation of young women in teeny tiny orange shorts with big tits.

And I'm here to tell you all right now that some of them had medium-sized tits.

Hey, oh, just kidding.

I know it's probably a bad, I know that that's not good.

And perhaps that is why Hooters, at least the one of Chattanooga, is going the way of the Dodo Bird.

You know, it's not a, you know, if you were back in the 80s when they created Hooters, I imagine, I, I mean, if it was the 70s, it was the late 70s, because it's like such a fucking 80s movie concept for a restaurant. I'm certain if those dudes back then, we could see the, the climate nowadays, they'd be like, oh, yeah, this is not, you know, this is going to go bad. But then you'd be like, well, you know, that's a, that's a hell of a run. We could, whatever, but yeah, I get it. It doesn't, it doesn't age well. And I'm certain, I don't know the stories behind the guys that created Hooters, but I'm certain that all of them, whether they still have equity in the company or whether they, you know, sold it or whatever, I'm certain they're Trump supporters. I know that's a shitty thing to say, but maybe, or maybe they're reformed pieces of shit. I don't know. But yeah, the concept of like, come here, our tits are awesome, is wild. But I will say this, and it's the only thing I'm going to say,

it's not like you have to work at Hooters. You know what I mean? I think that if I was a girl

that was like, hey, man, I got a giant rack in a dream, and that dream is to sling chicken wings,

and I heard some, you know, hairy pitted Portland lady screaming about how my job shouldn't exist. Maybe I'd be mad. But also, I could understand siding with the hairy-armed Portland lady. I just always, when it comes to something like Hooters, I was like, ah, it's a gray area. Like, if you like it, you like it, if you don't, whatever. I fucking liked it. And I'm going to tell you right now, and I know none of you're going to believe me. But I think this is rooted in some sort of precedent because we all had a friend, or at least we all had a friend where I'm from, that claimed, at least in the company of their girlfriend, that like, no, baby, I promise you. I only, you know, I only read Playboy for the

articles, you know, and you're like, yeah, fucking bullshit. Okay. But you think that's bullshit until you

get older and you actually do, like maybe you have that postnut clarity when you're, you know,

after you jerked off to something in Playboy and you happened to catch an article that you go,

oh, actually, that's a topic I like. And then you read it and you're like, well, I'll be

goddamned. These articles are really good because they are. And some of the, especially the old ones,

dude, because not only are they, you know, just a lot of them are great interviews. The interviews,

especially, like they, they don't age well, but like in a, in a great way in the sense of like John, like, if you read the John Lane when you know what I'm fucking talking about, like, that guy is, and it's in print. Like, there's a lot of things that guy said, I'm certain that were horrible, but they weren't recorded because there weren't as

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