Fancy An Alpine Divorce?
Puttin' On Airs
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4.9 • 928 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 96 minutes
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This week the boys talk pissing yourself, Alpine Divorce, and a bunch of other dumb fancy shit
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I've always like, I'm a big fan of musical and theater and like antiquing and crafting. |
| 0:06.3 | And like, yeah, if I wasn't such a fucking lunatic in other regards, I'd also be the perfect husband. |
| 0:19.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.3 | All right, what's up, everybody? We're back. Time once again, airheads. We're here in the virtual airstream studios. I'm trying that's Cho. What's up? Choo. You know, you don't, |
| 0:34.1 | you look way different without glasses. Don't get me wrong, but you don't have |
| 0:38.9 | that thing that a lot of people have where when I'm used to seeing them with glasses and they take |
| 0:43.6 | them off, I find their eyes to be alarmingly small and weird. You know, like they just, you've seen |
| 0:49.4 | those people. They just turn into a different person. It's because you're used to seeing them |
| 0:52.9 | with the big things on their face, |
| 0:54.2 | and then by, I guess, comparison, their eyes then look tiny and buggy, but you're a handsome fella with or without, Trey. Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, I always forget. I forget I don't even have glasses on. I mean, I almost never put contacts in, but I had to make |
| 1:11.2 | an audition tape this morning and the dude, he didn't seem like a glasses wearing dude. So I put |
| 1:18.1 | in contacts. So he's cool? No, he's dumb. Okay. Yeah, that makes even more sense. |
| 1:28.2 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:29.9 | Not that those two are mutually exclusive. You can be cool and dumb. |
| 1:33.0 | Actually, he is, he's kind of a dumb, cool guy. |
| 1:36.0 | So, you know, really, really reaching deep in my bag to find that. |
| 1:39.0 | It's really unfortunate. Yeah. But that I forgot that I didn't have them on. I'll remember though when my eyes go to |
| 1:49.2 | a pole. Yeah. |
| 1:50.4 | In the next two. Well, you know, I can see right now I've got contacts in. I'm not just not wearing |
| 1:54.7 | glasses. But contacts are annoying. And even though I have daily contacts and they say oh put them in the morning |
| 2:01.5 | take them out when you go to bed at night 12 13 hour jobs they last maybe three four hours |
| 2:07.2 | before they start to get shitty which is normally fine because I generally all ever use contacts |
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