She Won’t Stop Texting Her Boyfriend’s Friends!

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🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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She's been dating a new guy for a few months and everything is going great! Except, he's so bad at texting her back! So, she's started texting his friends instead! Too far?

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0:00.0	The Bertzio. I know people that hate to talk on the phone because I'm one of them, but I love texting.
0:07.0	I don't think I've ever met somebody that just hates texting and won't do it.
0:11.0	No, I hate texting. You do. You do.
0:13.0	I'm guilty.
0:14.0	Really? Nice to meet you.
0:15.0	Your name is Mo. Really?
0:17.0	Hated. Oh really, it's so convenient.
0:19.0	Maybe I'm just lazy, man.
0:21.0	I don't want to take it back most times.
0:23.0	Why do you hate it?
0:24.0	I just hate the concept that anybody expects to have access to you at any point throughout the day.
0:29.0	It gives me anxiety a little bit,
0:32.0	just knowing that, oh, I have like five things I have to
0:34.2	respond to but like I'm just not in the mood to respond to anybody right now so I
0:38.0	turn on those do not disturb things so I can respond at any point in the day
0:42.3	all right so you might connect to this email here because it's driving can respond at any point in the day.
0:42.6	All right, so you might connect to this email here
0:44.4	because it's driving her crazy that our new man
0:46.3	will not text her back.
0:48.0	All right, here's the email.
0:48.8	Hi, I hope you're all having an awesome day.
0:51.8	I'm a 20-year-old female and I've been dating this amazing
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