Kristin’s New Potty Training Plan Is Sure To Prevail!

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🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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It's time for Potty Training take TWO! Kristin has a nee plan of action and she knows this time it'll work...because this time she's using BRIBES!

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	Sometimes you have to remind yourself that your kids aren't smart.
0:04.4	They're dumb right now.
0:05.4	When they're like three years old.
0:07.2	Not like not intelligent.
0:09.2	They just don't have a lot of life experience yet and they're at an age or you can take advantage of that.
0:15.0	Potty training part two.
0:16.6	It's all about the bribery baby.
0:19.4	This is how I'm going to get my son to poo-poo and peeve on the potty.
0:21.9	Okay.
0:22.5	All right.
0:23.5	He's just refusing right now.
0:24.0	He's digging in.
0:25.2	He's, yeah, I'm trying to, I don't want to, you don't want to force it, right?
0:30.3	Because this is something like when they're ready, they ready and you want this to be believe or not you want potty training to be an enjoyable experience
0:37.9	Like you you cheer and you are like you do happy dances and like this is you like positive reinforcement like this
0:46.3	since I've had a kid this has been the hardest thing I've had to do and it's been the biggest pain in my butt.
0:52.3	Okay now the perspective here is that and it's been the biggest pain in my butt.
0:53.0	Now the perspective here is that you know this is going to get done.
0:56.0	He's not going to be a 22 year old pooping his pants at college.
1:00.0	At some point or another he's going to get this.
1:02.0	Yes, he is.
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