Hey, the bird show. All right, Abby, I think you're probably going to be able to relate to

Addison here when you get really rude messages on like dating apps that escalate really, really

quickly. Like, I've heard this before. You're talking, hey, how are you? How are you? Show me your

I mean, it goes like that. It's like what happened to hello. How are you? My name is. The normal pleasantries

rather than a pick you weren't expecting. I don't know where I heard this, but you know what I've heard has really become like a cesspool of creepy guys also that go right for it? Everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, the everywhere app. Just name it. Name anywhere. I'm like, yep, you can find them there. Well, this one's not a dating app, but LinkedIn. Oh, my God, LinkedIn. Well, it's a

specific breed of man. Like, it's typically an older guy who wants to cheat on his wife with like a new ingenue. Like, I've had many a man slide into my LinkedIn. But what I'm hearing is, yeah, not only slide in, but I guess because of the app and the type of guy that's on there, very aggressive maybe, when it comes to business, they're going

right in with the rude comments.

I haven't gotten anything rude, but I've definitely gotten messages from professionals in this industry and other industries where I'm like, you're not trying to link professionally.

All right. They're trying to link professionally. All right.

They're trying to link all right.

They're trying to link in for sure.

All right.

So Addison here has been receiving a bunch of DMs that are really, really disrespectful, distasteful.

And rather than just sit on it, she's thinking about doing something.

And it would be the worst case scenario. If you're

one of these dudes, what she's planning on doing would be worst case scenario. Hey, Addison. Hey.

Hi. How are you today? I'm okay. All right. Addison, let us bask in your petty, petty plan.

Okay. Yes. I keep getting these really creepy, really inappropriate messages from men.

And instead of ignoring them or blocking them, I've decided upon being inspired by another woman on social media that I'm going to steal her plan.

So the plan is to find these guys' mothers.

And then once I get a hold of their mom, that I will read the exact DM

that they have

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