The Bird Show. All right. Now the fun stuff. Abduction. Oh my God. My own personal episode

of taken with my mom and I. What happened? Well, me and my mom really, there was a moment where,

and maybe just all women kind of default to worst case scenario, or maybe this is just me and my mom,

because we're both chronically anxious that we really thought

that something was going to happen to us when we were leaving the Thomas Red and Tucker Wetmore

show a couple weekends ago. My mom was here for the weekend because I got these tickets to see

one of my favorite country artists. We both love a country concert. Very, very fun. Always a good time.

And if you've ever been to the Ameris Bank

Ampertheater, there is an Uber pickup and drop off lane. It's kind of like a five-minute walk away

from the amphitheater. It's a great setup. I really love that actual concert venue. Good time. We

loved the concert. And we ended up leaving about 10 minutes early. We left during the encore, which I know is very controversial because, you know, if you're a true fan, you wait to the end. But my mom and I were like, yeah, let's go home. Let's go order some cookies so we can eat them and go to bed. Well, if you've ever had to deal with traffic in this city, you understand that even the most hardcore fans will leave concerts early just to get out of two hours of traffic and kudos to you for respecting your elder because if i had been with you we would have done the same thing i just started thinking about that exit an hour before the end of the show well two of the songs that he was encoreing with i was like i've heard those live before i'm fine we. I'm going to get out of here. So it's 10 minutes before the show. He's doing the encore.

We're kind of listening to it on the way out. So we're getting the experience. We're like, we've got to bounce. And the problem is with this amphitheater is it is so crowded to get like a ride share. I mean, there is one line.

It is the parent pickup line from hell.

That's the only thing I can really compare it to.

Everybody's rushing.

Everybody's,

Pshch, perfect. It's going to be here in 17 minutes. And my mom's like, this is great.

So we're going to wait.

We're hanging out. And then two minutes later, Uber cancels on me. I'm like, oh my God, no. So I do it again. Uber finally after minutes and minutes and minutes pass, finally get attached to an Uber. Waiting there, very excited, 20 minutes. the Uber's going to be here,

the Uber cancels.

And I do that probably five more times

until my mom goes,

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