She Wants To Name Her Unborn Child After Her Mom’s Cheating Ex!

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🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Should she name her baby after her mom's cheating ex or not? She has a good reason to consider it and wants your advice! What say you?

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0:00.0	It's the bird show.
0:02.4	Why would you ever even consider naming your kid after your mom's cheating X?
0:08.2	We will ask Michelle that because she wants your advice in just a second.
0:11.8	I want you to check out the videos today from The Birch Show because, again, Kristen's forehead is a beautiful, beautiful wr um, wrinkleless billboard.
0:24.1	Smooth as a baby bottom.
0:25.6	Smooth, man.
0:26.9	Um, yeah, I get a Daxify, which is a neurotoxin injectable at Atlanta face and body with
0:32.4	Dr. Elizabeth Whitaker.
0:33.7	Ding!
0:34.9	And Bert had been commenting on how pristine and beautifully smooth my forehead is.
0:39.8	So I'm like, hey.
0:40.1	It was distracting.
0:41.1	It was so beautiful.
0:42.4	Totally get it.
0:43.3	And so I was like, all right, well, then let's sell advertisement on it since, you know,
0:46.3	it's such a beaut.
0:47.9	And that's what we have been doing this week.
0:49.7	We kicked it off Monday.
0:51.6	And today we have our third advertiser who has rented space on my forehead.
0:57.1	And the money all going to Burt's Big Adventure.
0:59.7	It's kind of ridiculous what I will do for the kids.
1:01.9	So for $1,000 to Burt's Big Adventure, I am sporting oak tree camps on my forehead.
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