Hi, I'm Jeff Wayne, and my musical version of The War of the Worlds is returning to arenas this March in April with the Spirit of Man Tour.

For me, standing on stage, conducting world-class artists and musicians, surrounded by breathtaking technology, is nothing short of magical.

It's more than a show. It's a battle against the Martians,

and I'd love you to be part of the adventure.

See you there.

I'll be on, The Bird Show.

I'll be totally honest with you.

I do think this show is pretty bad about celebrating itself and the times that it should be celebrated, right?

I don't know why it's like your knee-jerk reaction to shrink instead of shine.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm not really sure why, but I'm not letting this one go.

Because Kristen yesterday found out all on the show.

Cassie's surprised us all that.

Best surprise ever.

So well executed, Cassandra.

And I don't know if you guys heard this or not, but I didn't want it to pass because

this is a huge honor.

And the way that Cassie delivered it yesterday was amazing.

Someone on this show has said something that is so blatantly false about someone else on the show.

I am here with receipts and I am going to deliver justice in a way that will rock their world.

Katie, roll the receipts.

Kristen, would you like to represent the people that have TV as a hobby and aren't successful?

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