She Wants To Crash A Funeral And Pretend She Knows The Deceased!

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🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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What's an item YOU would put on your 'Break The Rules' bucket list? Bert’s girlfriend wants to crash a funeral and pretend she knows the deceased!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.4	All right, so while I was in Costa Rica last week, I was on this trip and we were chaperoning Amanda and I were chaperoning my son and a bunch of 17 and 8 year olds.
0:10.8	And a lot of times we weren't with them, right?
0:12.9	So we're hanging out with each other.
0:14.9	And when Amanda and I hang out with each other on long periods of time, We come up with really random things to talk about.
0:21.2	And I'm not even exactly sure how we got into this, but it was really, really interesting.
0:26.3	And I ask these guys to come in with a list also. If you had a list of break the rules, a break
0:34.6	the rules bucket lists, what would be on your list?
0:39.3	Okay?
0:40.0	And I'll give you some examples because Amanda had so many and they were so random.
0:44.7	That is not shocking.
0:46.2	Yeah, now I get it.
0:47.2	Okay.
0:47.5	And she had a lot more than I did.
0:48.9	Okay.
0:49.3	First of all, she wants to sneak onto a boat.
0:52.0	Oh, that would be fun.
0:53.2	That's good. she wants to sneak onto a boat. Oh, that would be fun. I don't know if she wants to steal the boat or just spend the night on it, but sneak
0:57.4	onto a boat, okay?
0:58.7	She wants to run from security.
1:00.8	No, that's not as fun as it sounds.
1:03.7	She wants to crash a wedding.
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