She Switched Her Losing Lottery Ticket To Steal Their Winning One!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 29 April 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | Are you willing to sell yourself out for $100? |
| 0:04.2 | Do you have a deep, dark secret? |
| 0:07.0 | Maybe you've never told anybody this before. |
| 0:09.4 | You tell us if we buy your secret, right? |
| 0:12.2 | If we think you're telling the truth, we'll hook you up with $100. |
| 0:15.8 | $1.85Bert show. |
| 0:17.6 | We call it the truth. |
| 0:18.5 | We'll set you free. |
| 0:19.8 | $100. |
| 0:20.3 | We'll give you that, that freedom. |
| 0:21.6 | 1-8-5-5-Bert-show. |
| 0:23.3 | Hello. |
| 0:24.3 | Hello. |
| 0:25.1 | All right, so what secret you're holding? |
| 0:27.4 | I cannot believe I'm doing this. |
| 0:29.3 | I'm a P-1, and I never listen to y'all live. |
| 0:35.0 | It's always on a podcast. |
| 0:36.3 | So, in college, I got invited to a party by a guy |
| 0:43.0 | that I was talking to and went, got really, really drunk and hooked up with his best friend |
| 0:51.0 | in his room. |
| 0:53.5 | While on the date? Oh, okay. Wait, why? At the party. While on the date. |
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