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The Bert Show

She Accidentally Texted HIM To Talk Crap About His Appearance In The Middle Of Their Date!

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Is this the best, worst date EVER? He found out how she REALLY felt about his appearance in the middle of their first date…and it wasn’t pretty.

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0:00.0

The First Show.

0:01.5

This might be labeled the worst first date story ever if the guy didn't pull this off as well as he did.

0:10.7

Okay, Abby, you're going to love this, I think.

0:12.1

Or maybe you're going to hate it.

0:13.8

And Mo, you had something similar a couple of months ago, but I don't think it's the same.

0:17.5

So I was reading this story last week about this dude who meets a girl online.

0:24.5

All right.

0:24.9

Everything's going just fine.

0:26.4

They take it over from online app into their text and all that.

0:31.4

So they're exchanging messages and phone calls for a couple of days.

0:34.6

Finally, everything seems to be going fine.

0:36.4

So they're like, you know what? Let's go out. Let's do that crazy thing where we meet face to face, where our eyes

0:42.8

look at each other and stuff in real life. So she's like, okay, I'm down. This has been going

0:47.4

great. So he really wants to make a pretty good impression on her. So he decides that he's going to

0:52.9

take her to a nice restaurant. He doesn't want to do something

0:55.6

quick, like coffee or something like that. I mean, they've been talking. He's been putting his time in.

1:00.5

And everything seems fine. So he books a really nice table at a restaurant, right?

1:07.8

Decides to go for the full meal instead of something really, really quick.

1:16.1

So they finally get there and they meet in person and things seem fine at first.

1:21.1

But he starts to get this sense that his date is starting to lose interest.

1:27.3

He can just, you know how like when you're on the date, somewhere, somehow, some way you can just feel the momentum, start to shift a little bit.

1:28.8

So he's starting to feel that.

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