She Shares EVERYTHING She Needs To Make Her Mother’s Day Perfect!
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🗓️ 9 May 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. All she wants is her dream Mother's Day, and I think you have set this thing up so well. It's almost impossible, impossible not to get it. And I'm endorsing this. Like putting this together already filled my heart with so much joy. And Cassie and I were talking on the way in, I don't know if it's just my algorithm on Instagram, |
| 0:23.1 | and I am just kind of in my little bubble. But it feels like this year more than ever, |
| 0:29.0 | more moms just want to be left alone. Maybe your group of friends are at a certain age now |
| 0:34.3 | and their kids are a certain age. I don't know. I don't know what it is. |
| 0:44.8 | But so this is the email I have crafted for my adoring, loving a husband, right? |
| 0:50.6 | And this is going to be my perfect Mother's Day if it can come to fruition. |
| 0:51.0 | Okay? |
| 0:59.3 | So to Barton Mattingly, here's my request for Mother's Day, which sidebar is this Sunday? |
| 1:01.1 | Sleep in until 10 a.m. |
| 1:03.0 | And I want to be transparent. |
| 1:04.3 | He normally lets me sleep in on the weekends, which is lovely of him. |
| 1:08.9 | You can sleep till 10 in the morning? |
| 1:10.8 | Easily. Easily. I wish. Yeah. Right? The dream. Yeah. is a which is lovely of him you can sleep till 10 in the morning easily easily easily i wish |
| 1:12.6 | yeah right the dream sleep in until 10 a.m at 10 a.m a. a small cappuccino and pan of chocolate |
| 1:21.2 | from a lawn's bakery will be delivered in bed to me by he and jimmy now they don't havevia at a lawn, so I'll need one from our stash downstairs, |
| 1:30.6 | and the lawns also doesn't warm their baked goods, |
| 1:32.5 | so please heat up the chocolate croissant for approximately seven seconds. |
| 1:37.8 | What happens if you go to eight seconds? |
| 1:39.6 | It gets a little hard. |
| 1:40.5 | Oh. |
| 1:41.7 | That's never a good thing. |
| 1:43.6 | Really? |
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