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She Saw A Drunk Woman Do WHAT To A Saxophone Player?

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🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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What's the drunkest shenanigan you witnessed while sober? Producer Keity saw a LOT go down at the winery...including a woman who crossed a line with a saxophone player?!

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:02.0

All right, Katie, you need to put a stop to this drunken shenanigans, especially when it comes to wine?

0:08.0

Yeah, I witnessed some crazy things going to a winery.

0:11.0

And let me tell you something. Being a sober person at a winery is not fun.

0:16.0

It's not as fun as you would think.

0:18.0

So a group of my friends, it was about six of us. We went to this winery,

0:22.0

and this winery is like two hours away from where we live. And for some reason, I volunteered to be the D-D. I think it was because the night before I had a wild time, and I was like, I can't do back-to-back nights. But this is something we already had on the book, so I was like, got to see it through. you get so many

0:18.0

realizations when you finally

0:20.3

become the only sober one around a whole had on the books. I was like, gotta see it through. You get so many realizations when you

0:38.8

finally become the only sober one around a whole bunch of other drunk people. It's not nearly

0:44.4

as fun unless you're drunk. Exactly. You don't realize how obnoxious you are as a group

0:49.1

until you're the sober one. That's a fact. Yeah. And typically when I'm the drunk one, I'm the

0:53.6

one that they're trying to stop.

0:54.9

Like, Katie, get back here. I'd just be wild. But for the roles to be reversed, where it's definitely interesting. But I wasn't alone, though. I think I might have tried this sober thing for three weeks and went out with my friends a couple of different times as the sober one. I think I was home by 9.30. I'm like, this is terrible.

0:51.5

I never want to be around my drunk friend sober.

0:54.0

That is a horrible experience. times as the sober one. I think I was home by 9.30. This is terrible. I never want to be around

1:11.8

my drunk friend sober. That is a horrible experience. And this one I couldn't escape it. But I wasn't alone because there was a pregnant woman in the group. So she was sober too. So I was like, okay, I got two sober buddies. But that basically sparked us people watching when we get to this like winery.

1:07.9

So it's supposed to be

1:09.1

we get there

1:09.6

and it's nice views

1:10.3

and stuff

1:10.7

but after like

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