The Bird Show.

I can hear my dad in my head right now.

Be careful what to ask for because you just might get it. And I almost want to say that to Abby here about reality TV shows fan because it seems miserable to me. And you keep applying and keep applying. I keep applying because they don't want me. And I feel like it's like that ex-boyfriend that you just want their approval so bad. Like you want some random casting director from L.A.

to look at you and be like, yes, you. ex-boyfriend that you just want their approval so bad. Like you want some random casting director

from L.A. to look at you and be like, yes, you on TV now. You've got such a great

opportunity right this second to enjoy the win. The Jezebel cover. You look fantastic. Most

eligible in Atlanta. It's a win. It's a real win. So why even mess with it right now? I'm like Tom Brady of Dating. Like you think I'm going to be happy with just one ring? Let me catch them all. I want a full ten fingers full of diamonds. No time to rest. All right. You're going to be the goat. I'm going to be the goat of attempting to get on reality TV. And so if you've been listening, I've already applied for one show.

And it's Farmer wants a wife. But Farmer doesn't want Abby because I haven't heard from them. And I was kind of surprised. I was like, you know what? I feel like I could be a good bit for this show. They only film for a month. They just pick random girls from small towns in America. and I'm like, this is me.

I fit the ideal.

Dude, you read your application online.

It was like on point. random girls from small towns in America and I'm like this is me I fit the ideal dude you read

your application online it was like on point you got to know this that the little experience I have

with TV and production they take forever to do anything it's like hey get your application and get

your application and get your application and get your application as fast as you can and then they

just hold on to it uh If you're on the set,

Mo knows this, right? It just takes forever to get anything done.

Yeah, when I did Blind Date, it was literally like 12 hours of shooting for every probably

five minutes that you would see on TV. Like you just on the set the entire day, hot, hungry,

it was not a good experience

Hollywood does have this like sense of entitlement like they know so many people

want to be part of the process that they pressure you to get in on it

and then they just make you wait so I wouldn't worry about that one okay well

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