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The Bert Show

She’s The Maid Of Honor But She Doesn’t Want To Go To The Wedding!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Turns out the Maid Of Honor with the mostest, Abby, straight up doesn't even want to GO to her cousin's wedding...she'll explain why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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your on the Bert show there are very few weddings that I would actually want to

0:31.1

attend very few people that I'm close enough to you that I'm really invested in the wedding.

0:36.7

Reception, all I'll go every single time.

0:39.7

But the wedding itself...

0:40.7

The ceremony itself?

0:41.7

The ceremony itself, if you have been to 25 weddings, you guys, 25

0:47.3

weddings, how many of them did you feel like you had to go to out of obligation and how many were you were really excited about it?

0:56.0

Oh well I'll go first that's easy. I wasn't excited about any of them.

1:01.0

That's going to be zero from me.

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It's awkward because you were at my wedding.

1:06.0

Uh oh!

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Oh! I had a great time though.

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You better read just up on that way.

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