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The Bert Show.

Part 3, the most insane texting conversation I think that I have ever heard in my life from a

dude that's turning out to be super psycho. Super psycho, super creepy.

Cassie stumbled across this was super invested. So we've turned this into a three-part serial series of a man who works with a woman who is basically not demanding but requesting she break up with her man of 11 years and come be

his wife bear his children he will give her the lifestyle of her dreams it is odd he

has been sitting back watching her ruin her life now for years. He is coming in he is

swooping in to save her but he's been so rude and judgmental and aggressive

arrogance. Ohrogance.

Oh my gosh.

So he made his, like he, he offered up his proposal, she declined.

And now here we are with his response to her decline, okay?

And again, this is getting to a point now every time

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