She’s Giving Her BFF With A Bad Boyfriend An Ultimatum!

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🗓️ 4 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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She sees a lot of red flags in her BFF's boyfriend and is ready to give her an ultimatum! It's either him or ME! Who do you think she'll choose? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're on the virtue.
0:01.7	I think I might try a nude beach this weekend.
0:04.3	Oh, excuse me.
0:05.3	Is there one here in Atlanta?
0:07.7	I'm again.
0:08.7	There's not one here, which I wouldn't go to anyway, virtue bird, but my fiance and
0:15.6	I are going to Toronto this weekend to celebrate seven years together.
0:19.8	And a, I didn't even know that there was, I don't, I know nothing about Toronto.
0:25.9	Zero.
0:26.9	And I picked this place just out of my booty.
0:29.8	I'm just like, you know what?
0:30.8	Let's do some place we've never been before, Toronto, just picked that over, but I had
0:35.5	no idea there were beaches in Toronto, had no idea.
0:39.1	You think of Canada, right?
0:40.1	You think of gold.
0:41.1	No, man.
0:42.1	But they have shoreline there.
0:43.1	They have shoreline.
0:44.1	Lots of shoreline.
0:45.1	I don't know nothing about it.
0:46.1	So we're going to Niagara Falls and I floated the idea up to my fiance.
0:50.1	Hey, you ever been to a nude in speech, clothing optional beach?
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