Are You A Man Who Liked The Barbie Movie? Abby Has A Job For You!
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🗓️ 4 August 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby. It's the |
| 0:06.2 | virtues entertainment bus. If you are one of the four men who like the Barbie movie, |
| 0:12.5 | I have the perfect job for you. I liked it. You did? Okay, perfect. There's three out |
| 0:17.6 | there now. Mark Marians, one of them, very popular comedian, podcast host. He's a big |
| 0:22.3 | fan and he's calling out all men. You had an issue with it that they need to get themselves |
| 0:26.6 | checked because it actually was pro men if you really think about it. Tucker Carlson loved |
| 0:32.2 | it. He did? No, that's a lot. I mean, there's still two spots out there. So one of the |
| 0:39.2 | most iconic lines in the movie is when Ken is like, people think my job is lifeguard, |
| 0:44.4 | but it's really just beach. And what a good job he does at beach. So people on TikTok |
| 0:49.0 | have actually been sharing their Ken's jobs. Like my Ken's job is airplane. My Ken's job |
| 0:54.6 | is boat. For example, bird your job is microphone. Tommy's job is buttons, but if you want |
| 1:03.4 | your job to be just beach, there is a place willing to pay you to do just that. The New |
| 1:08.8 | York Post says a resort in the Maldives is hiring a quote unquote Ken whose job will |
| 1:13.7 | be quote unquote beach. Apparently, it's only for residents of the United Kingdom, which |
| 1:18.8 | sucks because unless you're listening to the bird show podcast from London, nobody listening |
| 1:23.3 | can win. Whoever gets chosen will be flown out for 10 days, along with quote a partner |
| 1:28.7 | or Alan of their choosing the winning applicant will have to know how to stand proudly in |
| 1:34.7 | the sand, empty his head of all thoughts, hold and lean on a surfboard much harder than |
| 1:40.2 | you think to do. Whole know all the words to push by match box 20 by far have their roller |
| 1:46.6 | blades with them at all times be proficient at guitar have at least two pairs of sunglasses |
| 1:51.5 | at all times spend endless hours staring out over the Indian Ocean. Keep track of the |
| 1:56.6 | morning waves and this will get most people. You have to have 60 years of experience as |
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