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She’s Convinced Her Neighbor Stole Her Cat!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Has there been a CAT-NAPPING? She’s convinced her neighbor stole her cat! Can we help get it back? 

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0:00.0

The Admiral is out for her morning walk with Alfie.

0:02.7

Good morning, William. Where's your fairy friend today?

0:05.4

Curled up at home, I'm afraid. He's not feeling himself.

0:08.8

Yes, Alfie, it is a worry.

0:10.9

You don't say, a 24-hour vet line?

0:16.1

Wow.

0:16.9

With Admiral Pet Insurance, you get Poor Squad, which means impartial advice from vets on speed dial.

0:22.3

And if you cover more than one pet on our multi-pet policy, you get a 15% discount.

0:27.0

Admiral, always looking out for you.

0:32.4

It's always a little heartbreaking when you see the signs around the neighborhood that say like lost cat or lost dog.

0:38.9

Like, ah, I feel so bad.

0:40.2

What can I do?

0:41.0

Right.

0:41.6

But how about when you lose your pet and you know where it is because your neighbor stole it?

0:46.8

Rachel, good morning.

0:47.6

You're on the bird show.

0:48.3

Hi.

0:49.3

Hi, good morning.

0:50.7

All right. morning. You wanted our help to try to get your cat back, but you already know where this cat is.

0:55.4

I do.

0:56.0

Yeah, I sure do.

0:57.2

Bring it.

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