Santa Scared Straight: He Got Suspended At SIX!
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🗓️ 18 December 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. So we had to call Santa on this one and call a six-year-old because this kid recently, |
| 0:07.0 | if he was on the nice list, certainly got onto the naughty list very, very quickly a couple of days ago here. |
| 0:12.5 | So in our Santa Scared Straight today, it's a little six-year-old Reed just gotten a fight in school like yesterday, and he received an out-of-school suspension for a six-year-old. |
| 0:26.0 | But maybe he was defending a friend's honor. |
| 0:28.7 | Or maybe he just shanked another kid. |
| 0:31.5 | All right. |
| 0:32.2 | So it was time for us to call Santa and go, Santa, I know you're busy, but this one is important here. |
| 0:37.5 | Can you call Reed and get him off of the naughty list and try to get him back on the nice list? |
| 0:42.6 | Is Santa scared straight? |
| 0:43.8 | Hello? |
| 0:44.4 | Ho ho ho! |
| 0:45.7 | It's Santa. |
| 0:47.0 | Is Reed around? |
| 0:48.3 | Hold on. |
| 0:48.9 | Yep. |
| 0:49.2 | Let me get him. |
| 0:49.8 | He's right here. |
| 0:50.7 | Hi. |
| 0:51.3 | Ho ho ho! |
| 0:52.8 | Hi, Reed. |
| 0:54.0 | Merry Christmas. |
| 0:55.6 | I'm calling a few choice boys and girls around the world who, let's just say they're in danger |
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