She's Buying An Erotic Massage For Her Husband
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 July 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. So the email we'll get to here in just a second is they want to bring a third person into the bedroom |
| 0:06.9 | So they're getting a paid massage therapist to come in and she's wondering if it's gonna ruin their relationship |
| 0:12.6 | I'll read the email on a second |
| 0:14.6 | If you listen to the birch, so you know you have heard |
| 0:18.9 | Kristen and I detail the constant fight we have had throughout our lives of people pleasing |
| 0:24.9 | It's been my whole life and while I'm still |
| 0:28.6 | I'm getting better at it. I'm still not there and I had a shining example of that yesterday. Oh, you just yesterday |
| 0:35.1 | Just yesterday |
| 0:37.7 | So I've been honest with you guys saying that |
| 0:41.2 | First time I've ever had deal hemorrhoids |
| 0:43.8 | This really sucks. Which by the way never got to address |
| 0:48.6 | What happened when I went to Hagen-Dawz for a birth spig-eventure |
| 0:53.8 | Our nonprofit birth spig-eventure we take kids are chronic and terminal illness Disney World |
| 0:59.0 | Hagen-Dawz and the Atlanta area was kind enough to donate 100% of the sales last week and I get there in like the |
| 1:06.7 | The headhuncho of the franchise like is there and the first thing he asked me about |
| 1:13.0 | Is your hemorrhoids? |
| 1:15.4 | Let them know they're a little bit better because I saw the doctor yesterday |
| 1:18.3 | But the people pleasing part of this is it was oh no and then a birth spig-eventure mom came out of me |
| 1:22.8 | And asked me about your hemorrhoids you were the talk in the ice cream shop baby |
| 1:27.8 | You're hemorrhoids about your hemorrhoids and we have a birth spig-eventure reunion this weekend |
| 1:34.0 | You guys want to line up. I'll give you all the details |
| 1:37.0 | But here's the people pleasing part of it. So there was a new doctor's assistant yesterday physicians assistant |
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