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Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵💫
Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missing dress, and a group text that nearly sent her over the edge. meanwhile, there are also talks of a battle with UPS, a $9,000 wiring issues, and being the emotional support friend.
plus, the girls dish on Kylie Jenner’s honesty era, Taylor Swift’s masters update, TikTok drama they’re pretending not to care about (but deeply do), and their personal “Roman Empire” obsessions this week.
if you love hot takes, dark humor, emotional spirals, and being chronically online, this episode has your name written all over it.
Timestamps
0:56 - Jaz public apology
1:10 - Halley and Love Island
5:02 - In our golfing era
10:05 - Our dogs are making our house dirty
13:06 - The day before Jaz’s wedding was Halley’s worst nightmare
23:28 - Our thoughts on the girl singing Moana on a plane
25:02 - Jaz is moving
31:02 - Taylor Swift owning her music
33:02 - Rhode being sold to E.L.F.
35:17 - Bitching hour
40:53 - Our roman empire pop culture moments
44:46 - Worst case scenario when you are hungover
49:19 - Would you want to know everything that is being said about you?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Holly. |
| 0:17.5 | And I'm Jazz. I had something I wanted to say after I watched our episode from last |
| 0:23.3 | week that comes out, whatever, today. I was a little aggressive towards you guys for not having a BFF. |
| 0:30.5 | I would like to say that I more so want it for everyone else and that's where my passion comes from. |
| 0:37.4 | Like I want you to know what |
| 0:38.5 | genuine friendship is like and I want you to recognize the difference. So I was trying to get |
| 0:43.0 | across. Yeah. Just some tough love, I guess. Yes. Sweet. Yes. I'm going to put that out there. |
| 0:48.1 | Okay. I was like, okay, that was a little. I was sad. Yeah, you're just passionate. I am. |
| 0:53.0 | God forbid a girl have passion. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Um, you're just passionate. I am. God forbid a girl, I have passion. |
| 0:55.4 | That's all I'm saying. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.2 | Anyway, hi guys. |
| 1:01.2 | Having a little evening recording tonight. |
| 1:02.7 | We don't normally record in the evening. Yeah. Today I got to shoot a Brandeel campaign with Rob and Kendall from Love Island, which was really fun. |
| 1:13.5 | I was shirtless in her apartment. |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah, Rob the snake wrangler tattoo was out. |
| 1:17.4 | Overalls were on. |
| 1:18.5 | She had thoughts. |
| 1:20.3 | I have actually never. |
| 1:21.6 | Respectful ones. |
| 1:22.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.1 | I've never watched Love Island in my life. |
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