The Bird Show. All right. So Abby, Abby, most people regret stepping into Psycho. You regret not.

I regretting into Psycho. Yeah, I'm regretting not stepping into Psycho after seeing one of my

friends crazy exes while out and about. And I've been having this consistent fantasy of wishing

that I had gone just a little bit crazy,

not enough to get arrested, not enough to get me on the front page of like TMZ or something

or crappy radio jock, but they're like, a radio girl goes insane after not having enough caffeine

at 9 a.m. But I was out for a walk and I was at this really boozy coffee shop, which I will leave

anonymous just so they don't bar me from walking in after I tell you my crazy psycho fantasy.

And it's this beautiful, beautiful coffee shop.

It's inside of Michelin Star Restaurant.

It is kind of like the swanky place to go to on a weekend to get a little pastry and some

coffee because it's in the richest zip code in

Atlanta. So you're seeing some pretty interesting characters out. You're seeing a lot of like rich

moms, a lot of like, you know, young families taking their kids out for like a nice coffee

that's going to cost you 25 bucks. And I'm standing alone in this line and I've got my headphones

in because I'm out for a walk. And I've got

my Lulu Lemon set on because again, this is like the fancy coffee shop. So you know, even though

you're working out, you've got to like show up and look good. And all of a sudden, I'm standing

there and I hear someone like say, are you Abby kind of muffled through the headphones. I'm sure I've got one of those songs on. I've got Taylor Swift playing and I'm like, who is disturbing me in this coffee shop? Who is trying to get me to take out my headphones?

Because that's a big pet peeve of mine. Like, if I'm out and about, I've got headphones in,

I'm listening to something. And so I look up and my jaw drops because it's this guy that I've literally met once, but it's, I know who he is. He's my friend's insane ex. And

I'm not going to go into like the details of some of the things that he did because it's a little

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