Members of the Wicked cast and orchestra, this is your call to the stage.

Stand by, House Lights Down.

Welcome to this performance of Wicked.

How I have to buy gravity.

Wicked, the unforgettable live experience at London's Apollo Victoria Theatre.

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The Birchow.

I know this is a thing, and this is why I'm bringing this audio to the bird show.

I know this is a thing because I have heard my girlfriend Amanda in the passenger seat of my car while I'm driving, having this very conversation with herself out loud.

While I'm witness to it going, are you talking to me?

And she's like, no, no, I'm just trying to figure this out myself.

Okay, I have dirty hair. So I need to wash my hair. I need to wash my hair. But I don't want to

wash my hair now and then ruin my dirty hair with my workout later. Or do I work out now and then

wash my hair? But I don't want to go to sleep with what hair. Oh, but I could blow dry. No, but that takes too long. I have too much hair. And it's also

annoying. It makes my arm hurt, okay? Or do I just not work out today? Wash my hair, have clean

hair, do a double tomorrow. But I'm not going to do a double tomorrow. I can hardly do singles.

I have heard that time and time and time again. I don't quite understand it because as a guy, I think you're like, you know what? I should wash my hair today. Well, for most women, we have a lot of hair. And this is why you all made fun of me, but I said,

I don't want to sweat when I do strength training because of the hair washing schedule.

So if you sweat during doing anything, then your hair gets sweaty? Yes, your scalp sweats. And you're like, you're around your hairline sweats.

And it's your back of your neck.

The back of your hair get all crunchy from the salt and the sweat.

Yeah.

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