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She Got The Most Tone-Deaf Voicemail Ever About Her Dead Dog?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Someone left Kristin a voicemail about a very sensitive subject with a not so sensitive tone...can you believe this is the message she received about her dog's ASHES?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

I am so pumped to play this voicemail that I got for you guys.

0:06.8

And one, I know you're probably shocked.

0:08.3

You listen to a voicemail?

0:09.3

Yeah, I did.

0:11.3

Normally I don't, but there was some stuff going on, and I was waiting on some messages.

0:16.0

And I was waiting on this message in particular.

0:18.9

So when I got it, I was prepared for it.

0:21.6

However, I was not prepared for the tone and the delivery of said message.

0:26.6

All right?

0:27.1

This dude threw me for a loop.

0:31.3

And you could be one, you know what, you're at a fork in the road, you get this voicemail.

0:35.6

You can either choose to be upset about it,

0:38.4

or you can choose to laugh your butt off about it.

0:42.3

And I chose the latter.

0:43.6

I was laughing my butt off at this.

0:45.9

And I was wondering, am I, is this how he leaves all his messages?

0:51.8

Now, you all remember a couple weeks back, I told you, our beloved dog

0:57.0

Leroy passed away. All right? So we had a vet come to the house. We did an at home going away

1:04.9

and they take his body. They take it to get cremated, and then the crematorium takes his ashes to the vet,

1:14.2

and we're supposed to pick him up from our vet, all right?

1:16.7

So the message I'm about to play from you, or I'm about to play for you, sorry, is the crematorium calling to let me know that they are dropping Leroy's ashes off and that he is going to be ready for pickup at the vet's office.

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