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The Bert Show

She Got SILVERWARE For Valentine’s Day?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

You'd rather have gotten NOTHING for #ValentinesDay! What did you get for v-day that SUCKED? Can you beat this chef who got his girlfriend…gas station candy? We wanna hear from you!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.3

I think $100 should make you feel better about the crappy Valentine's Day gift you got, right?

0:06.2

Why not?

0:06.8

I think so.

0:07.5

Yeah.

0:07.9

I won 8555-3-7-8-47-46.

0:11.6

You'd prefer, you know, you would have preferred to have gotten nothing compared to what you did get for Valentine's Day.

0:17.7

Brian, what crappy Valentine's Day gift did you get?

0:22.5

Hey, so good morning, y'all.

0:25.0

Morning.

0:25.9

It's not a crappy Valentine's Day gift that I got. It's one that I gave and I feel bad about it.

0:35.6

But I didn't get off

0:37.6

work until about

0:38.6

after midnight

0:39.8

I'm a chef.

0:42.6

So I went

0:43.4

to our local

0:44.1

quick trip

0:44.7

and got like

0:46.5

10 packs of candy

0:48.0

for my girlfriend.

0:50.5

Brian?

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