He’s Never Going Back To The Gym After This Freak Accident!

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🗓️ 18 February 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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One of Moe’s friends is NEVER going to the gym again after this freak accident happened! Would you? We had no idea treadmills were so DANGEROUS!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	You're trying to do something good, Mo.
0:03.0	No good D goes up punished.
0:05.0	There it is again.
0:06.0	It's so true.
0:07.0	But you scarred your friend into never working out again.
0:11.0	That's impressive.
0:12.0	I think I scarred him for life.
0:13.0	Did you really?
0:14.0	I really do think I did.
0:15.0	And as I'm telling this story, I want you to try to envision,
0:18.0	what's the absolute worst thing that could happen to you in a gym?
0:21.2	And break a sweat.
0:23.3	I perspire.
0:25.0	Then I have to wash my hair.
0:26.6	Screw up my whole hair washing schedule.
0:28.2	The hair routine is ruined.
0:30.3	I mean, I immediately go to something like bodily fluid.
0:34.1	Like your stomach is upset or something like that.
0:37.3	I think it's worse.
0:38.1	Oh, wait.
0:38.5	I was thinking the same thing.
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