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Get it, TheBertShow seems like a good idea. You know that maybe you don't handle alcohol

really well. So you're like, you know what? It's a big weekend. I know people are going to be

partying. I won't drink, but I can still party by being California sober. And that will be much

better. Now, some may not know what California sober is, Rebecca. So you want to fill them in

and have this whole thing backfire on you? Yes. California sober. So that means no alcohol

any kind, but drugs. Yeah. Like any kind of drug? No, it's specifically weed.

Okay. Yeah. Basically you can soak up, but you can't take any shot.

At some point or another, this country is going to evolve into a country that that's legal in

every state. Everywhere I go now, I was in Savannah this weekend. Oh my, I mean, you can't go anywhere

without a smelling like weed. It's just a matter of time. You smell it everywhere.

Everywhere you go to LA in the airport. It's like they're pumping cannabis

into the airport. Yeah. So this bachelor weekend that I went on, I had mentioned it was kind

of a little bit of a nightmare, but now looking back, I think I might have kind of started that

domino effect a little bit. But first, before I get into the story, I just want to ask you guys a

really quick question. Just like on the top of your head, what's the first city that comes to mind

when you think of a city that allows for legal recreational marijuana? Chicago.

LA. What a coincidence. That's where I was.

We'll go with that. That's where the story takes place.

All right. We'll go with that. So yes, I was trying to cut back on drinking and my idea

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