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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 23

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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pro. Cryptocurrencies are unregulated in the UK. Profits may be subject to capsule gains tax

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and the value of cryptocurrencies can go down or up. The Bert Show. Kristen sent me a tweet this morning

0:45.6

that made me laugh. I don't even know what the subject was but you were saying like we should ask

0:50.0

this question at some point on the show but the tweet was met some people who worked at an escape

0:55.5

room and their most hated customer was a guy who would take all the states there and pretend he was

1:00.9

a genius. This fool went to the exact same escape room was able to get out and record time and

1:14.9

these women are like oh my god, you are so smart. Let's go home and do it.

1:23.2

That's funny. We know for sure that is shady or not but when it comes to our producer Katie here,

1:29.9

friend met married man at a bar didn't realize he was married at the time though does she

1:34.4

still go in or not? The situation itself is really odd and so a friend of mine she went out to a bar

1:40.7

and she was just having a good time and she was actually about to get a drink. As she's at a drink

1:47.3

at the bar, this guy approaches her and he offers to buy her a drink and so she sees him. She

1:52.5

thinks he's handsome, nice, tall, cool but then she notices that he's wearing a wedding ring

1:57.6

and so she's not going to approach him. She's like okay never mind. This is not going anywhere

2:02.9

but I'm still taking the drink. If you're going to offer the drink cool so then get the drinks

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