The Bird Show

Cassie needs to rent a Karen and she might not have to look too far.

Yes, you know how to rent a cop is a thing?

I want to rent a Karen and there is someone inside the house who I think is a, you know,

a burgeoning Karen who can help me out here and that would be Abby.

Because your family has called you out for being like a pre-Caron, right?

They think I have like the equivalent of like pre-diabetes.

I have like pre-Caron syndrome.

You're not there yet, but you might want to watch your sugar intake.

P-KS.

They're a K-I-T.

You're a Karen and trainee.

Yes.

Well, I'm trying not to be. They have seen some burgeoning Karen traits and they're a little bit worried that I'm going to become like a raging woman with a Kate Gossin haircut at some point.

Which all of us in here, you told us those situations.

Y'all can go listen to it on the Burt Show podcast, but we decided you're not a Karen.

You were in the right.

But I have an instance where not only could you go for

Karen, you would be justified for doing it. Stay with me. It's going to get a little bit dark here.

I'm not sad. I'm not sad. I'm peeved. Everything is fine. I'm going to let you know that up front.

Everything is fine. It's gravy now, sorted out. But my mom passed a couple of weeks ago.

And one of the things, this being like the first time a parent is passing or someone very

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