He Accidentally Drove To The Wrong State While Hungover!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Oh, you just try it. |
| 0:02.5 | You just try to outdum me. |
| 0:04.7 | How far did you go in the wrong direction before you realized? |
| 0:09.9 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:11.5 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:12.5 | 1-855 Birch Show. |
| 0:14.1 | Are you back with some more buffoonery? |
| 0:16.6 | This time, I was just the passenger of buffoonery. |
| 0:20.3 | I was not the driver of buffoonery this time. |
| 0:23.3 | So let me set the tone for you. |
| 0:25.1 | So Sunday was my girlfriend's dad's birthday. |
| 0:28.6 | So on Sunday I went with Amanda and I went with her dad and ace at a North Point Church, |
| 0:34.4 | which is an Alpharetta, right? |
| 0:36.0 | And the plan was after that to come back down to Roswell, where Amanda was making lunch |
| 0:42.7 | for her dad and her sister and her brother were going to join us. |
| 0:48.0 | So we go to North Point. |
| 0:49.3 | We're having a great time. |
| 0:51.1 | And because he was going, Jeff was going to be driving himself back down to Roswell. |
| 0:57.3 | I just said, you know what? Why don't I just drive with Jeff and I'll see you guys down |
| 1:00.1 | of Roswell? She's like, okay, great. So I get in the car with Jeff. He's driving. He's driving. |
| 1:06.2 | Noted. He's driving. Noted. And we start talking about it and I'm still in like the phase where I'm getting to know him |
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