Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Columteril podcast. How are we all doing? We got a special guest around on Hershberg coming in. He's got me promoting his special. Make sure you check that out. It's linked in the description below. I've got dates coming up in Ireland and the UK. I'm going to be in Glasgow. I'm going to be in Liverpool. I'm going to be in London. I'm going to be in Belfast. I'm going to be in Dublin. Also got North Carolina. Also got Skank Fest. We're also adding wherever the fuck Souljolds is. Loads of different places all over the fucking shit. Yes. So we're not going to be fucking selling tickets for that. Head off to colomteril.com to catch me live. And if you want to see me in your town, just leave a comment. Let me know where you want to see us. Also, head off to the Patreon. Patreon.com slash column, Tyrell. And that's what keeps the lights running above our head. If you, you just, it's a month-to-month thing. You go $5, you get an extra episode a week. And for $10, then there's a bunch of extra features too. And so head over there. At the goal of, our new goal is going to be at 400 people. I'm going to Billy Joel on Shrooms. Let's go. I'm going to record the whole thing. It'll just be me on Shrooms. One of you fucking gimps is not coming on. I don't know here. Probably be cute because none of you guys can handle a camera. But it'll be- Psychedelics style. Oh, you want to do the fun part in the fucking video? Anyway, yeah, so head over there. 400 people. We're at 3 something. And we're also done aside doubling all the amount of content that goes out there over the next couple of weeks. So things are grown. We're happy with it. And the squad is good. And I've got world domination in my eyes right now. I don't know what happened. You know, sometimes you, you know, you got to go like these layers and now I'm just like, I'm fucking zoned in, tunnel vision, but taking over the world, you know, I think it's something to do with the fact that that old bitch of a queen died. And now I'm just like, ah! I'm free from the shackles of the past, that old woman.

Here's the thing, I don't really give a fuck about the monarch too much.

Here's the thing, she represented a fucking outdated, pretty, I don't know if evil's the right word,

but certainly mean.

They're mean to a lot of places.

A lot of countries had all their shit taken from them.

Although India never got any better.

A lot of the times when these people take over, they make your country a little bit better.

They bring in some stuff.

Some plumbing.

India's a dump.

They left it worse than they found it.

They really ransacked that place.

There wasn't many jewels to take. But anyway, so in saying all that, we don't believe in,

we don't believe in the patriarchy, let alone the monarchy, you should be celebrating an old woman's

death in a way. You know, it's like you don't get many opportunities to do that. It's just, the saddest thing is that she lived so old. This is the problem is that everyone's like talking about the Irish all over fucking Dublin and the rest of the country. Everyone's just like out fucking singing songs. There's a great video of a soccer game in Dublin and the crowd's full. And it's a small soccer game in Dublin so it's like a football as we call it. It's only like 4,000 people at the thing. But the crowd's all singing. It's like, da-da-da-da-da-do-do-do-do-do. Lizzie's in a box, Lizzie's in a box I'm telling you

you don't have much more fun than the Irish

and then there was those guys

doing the tap dancing outside the fucking

Buckingham Palace going

bum bum bum

another one bites the dust

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