What's up everybody? Welcome to the Columthero podcast. Wow, we've got a great show ahead of us today, don't we folks? Before we get going, I'm on the road, go to columntiro.com, get those tickets. I've got Ireland, the UK. Where are we going? We're going to Glasgow, Liverpool, London, Dublin, Belfast. Belfast tickets aren't on sale yet, but they will be. So please stop DMing me with your dirty little fucking

fucking Irish accent on where those fucking tickets?

I just like, they're not on sale yet.

Idiots.

That's why we let Britain keep you.

That's why we let the Queen.

That's why you have the fucking suit to be king on your fucking money

because you're dumb as fuck. Stop DMing me, stupid shit. you have the fucking soon to be king on your fucking money because you're dumb as fuck Stop DMM you stupid shit Go to patreon.com 4 slash calluptero Help support this podcast These episodes are free You get to enjoy it We also do an extra episode every week On the Patreon It's a lot of fun We got to say It's fucking uncensored It It's edgy. It's wild. It's, it's, it's cool. What's another word for edgy? It's, it's like, it's a fucking, I don't know, what's another word for edgy? It's fucking risque. It's risk. It's, that's, that's risque. R-I-S-Q-U-I-que means kind of like sexy. Does it? Not risky.

Well, we're getting sexy on the pod too. That's like a French word for risque is like she, she fucking showed a little bit of tea. Well, we could do that. We can show too. We show balls on the Patreon. You can see his Irish balls on the Patreon. Sometimes I'll put googly eyes on my nuts and just shake them around. like and that's like it's not really porn, but it's kind of porn-esque. It's risque. It's animation. Head over to patreon.com slash colantiro. Help support the podcast. Start at just $5 a month and we have a new goal set in place for when we hit 400 subscribers. We're going to head down to the Philadelphia Eagles. Where do they play? Lincoln Financial. We're're going to go to Lincoln Financial Field. Like, who's that? It's a bank. That stinks. It does stink. America fucking stinks. Hey, let's go to the fucking Reebok arena. It's like, no, it needs to be called fucking Clinton Hill. used to be called the vet The veteran stadium

Which is like named after like the Vietnam vets

Dead people

Or like a bunch of fucking doctors

That look after dogs

Are there's veterans?

Oh

Vets

Hold on let me just

It's like crushing it off the back

But without a dude

I head off to Patreon.com slash column, too,

at 400 people.

We're like 700 away.

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