What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of the Column Tyrell podcast. If you're not supporting us on Patreon, head over there right now. Patreon.com.4 slash column Tyrell. You get a bonus episode every week. Plus there's a bunch of behind the scenes, content, sketches, stand up and some golden oldie episodes. Just support it. If you like the episode or the podcast, just $5 a month. That's where it starts. It's a pretty simple. Come, go, whatever you want to do. But it really helps keep the lights on here. By the way, I've got Ireland and UK shows coming up at the end of the year. So in December 1st, I'm in Glasgow. December 2nd, I'm in Liverpool. December 3rd, I'm in London, December 8, I'm in Dublin,

and we're adding a Belfast date to head off to columntural.com, get those tickets.

Is there anyone from that side of the pond still watching, listening to this stuff?

Come check me out.

It'll be fun for you guys to see real good stand-up comedy for once,

rather than just like, oh, I'm a daft bugger. I'm a daft bugger. I was in Sainsbury's the other day.

Getting some food. Give me a cheer if you like food. Whoa. English comedy is fun, actually, but they do, there is an awful lot of like, oh, I'm a fucking silly billy I am. And like, you watch them in the clubs. And they walk up and just be like, my wife said, put the kettle on. I said, put it on what? And you go, dude, I was just talking to you off stage. You're a fucking, you're like a doctor. And then as soon as they go on stage and go, oh, fucking, oh, I didn't know my heart for my elbow. I didn't. And then they'll do an observation gun. Have you ever, have you ever chewed? And every time you chew, your jaw goes up and down. Doesn't it? Doesn't it?

And you go, yeah.

Your eyes will be blinking.

Every time you blink, your eyes close.

What the fuck?

Is this observations at all?

But they're all right, they're all right, but they suck.

They suck.

Adam Rose, fine.

I'll give him a pass, but all the other English comedians can go, suck my Irish. Nuts! Fuck the Brits. Fuck the Queen. Fuck the black and tans. Well, that's, fuck the Protestants. Hell yeah. Fuck, fuck David Beckham and his wife and his and his son who's married a billionaire, I think.

Do you hear that?

Lil Romeo or Brooklyn or one of the one of the Beckham's kids married the daughter of a billionaire.

So that must be kind of fucking cool, right?

Power couple.

Power couple.

And I read somewhere online that a posh spice Victoria Beckham apparently her and her and the daughter don't get along that popped

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