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She Caught A Karen In The Wild! Can We Find The 911 Audio?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Kristin witnessed a Karen in the wild! She threatened to call 911...should she try to hunt down the 911 audio?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.4

We got to talk about this because it's Championship Monday when it comes to Zaddies.

0:07.2

All the single Zaddies, all the single Zaddies, all the single daddies, all the single daddies, all the single daddies, all the single daddies, all the single daddies, we put a bracket up.

0:17.6

We're honoring dads, even though yesterday was Father's Day, still honoring fathers. Yeah, so our Zaddy bracket up. We're honoring dads, even though yesterday was Father's Day, still honoring fathers.

0:23.4

Yeah, so our Zaddy Brackett championship is set.

0:27.9

The remaining two hot single dads who are vying for a little dating game action after this is done.

0:34.2

We're going to try to hook one of the dads up with an eligible

0:37.7

bachelorette so they can go out on a date.

0:39.9

So our final two Zaddies going head to head.

0:44.0

Zaddy number three, Ian and Zaddy number seven, Drew.

0:49.5

So if you remember Ian was the little salt and pepper in the beard, mirror selfie wearing the nice suit.

0:57.1

And then Drew, we couldn't decide if he was or was not wearing pants, which may have attributed to him advancing to the finals.

1:04.8

But he has a shirtless selfie laying down on a bed and giving you the eyes.

1:12.4

Ian gives for me like the one hot professor in college that you're like, I'm not missing that class.

1:22.0

That's so funny because I had a professor that me and my little, my sorority, we had the same class, like a semester apart. And every time

1:29.4

we would see him out, I can't remember what his last name was, but we'll say his last name was like

1:32.7

Smith. We would say, oh my God, I just saw Daddy Smith across campus. And he does kind of look like him.

1:37.8

Yeah. And Drew there, I mean, had me at living on a houseboat. Yes. I mean, that's tough to beat. Who needs pants in that?

1:44.9

Right.

1:45.3

Right?

1:45.6

Yeah.

1:45.9

If you're on a houseboat, you're on a break.

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