She Accidentally Released The WRONG Criminal From Jail!

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🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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You messed up SO badly at work but still kept your job! HOW?! We heard from Bert Show Fam who *should* have been fired...like this woman who called in about her coworker who released the wrong man from JAIL!

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to spec savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.4	The Bert Show.
0:33.6	So Kristen was telling a story a couple of days ago,
0:36.1	which makes me want to ask you guys, like,
0:38.6	what did you do at work or what did an employee do at the place that you're working at, either
0:43.9	now or another place, that they messed up so badly that you can't believe they kept their job.
0:50.3	There's no way they should have kept their job.
0:52.6	1-855 Birch Show.
0:56.9	And the reason why I was thinking was the one that you told the other day about hockey. Yeah. So there's actually been two instances in my life where I should have been
1:02.9	fired for whatever reason I wasn't. The first was the one I told you guys about a couple
1:06.9	days ago. I was working for a minor league hockey team.
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