Jackson Ruins Everything: Everything You Know About Diamonds Is A LIE!

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🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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He SWEARS this segment isn't to get out of buying an expensive ring for his lady...today on Jackson Ruins Everything: Producer Jackson ruins DIAMONDS! Is everything you know about them a LIE?

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:03.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Literally around the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:18.0	I know, I know. Are we there yet? No.
0:21.6	Are we lost, Dad?
0:23.6	Yeah, yeah, I think so.
0:25.6	Should have gone to Speck Savers.
0:27.6	Book an eye test online.
0:29.6	The Bird Show.
0:34.6	You know what's taking a toll on me?
0:36.6	Life.
0:38.1	This guy.
0:39.6	Jackson.
0:40.3	This guy.
0:41.3	Ruining everything.
0:46.4	The one you did about honey a couple of weeks ago, the app that is supposed to be saving you money, really jack me up, man.
0:48.1	I know.
0:48.5	I mean, that's what I'm here for.
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