Shark Attack and AC Meltdown

Opie Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie for a hilarious and heartfelt episode of the Opie Radio podcast, where he dives into a wild mix of summer stories! From the funniest moment he’s ever had on air with the late, great Carl Ruiz to a close encounter with a crab at the beach, Opie’s got tales that’ll make you laugh out loud. He also rants about a shark attack at Jones Beach, his broken AC unit (send help!), and why Banana Baseball is the most addictive sport you’ve never heard of. Plus, hear about his family’s epic beachside dinner and why he’s begging his daughter to steer clear of trendy bikinis. Don’t miss this chaotic, fun-filled episode, and subscribe to Opie's other podcast "Opie Funny AF" for more classic clips with Carl Ruiz!

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
0:08.7	Good morning, everybody.
0:09.7	Welcome to my live stream.
0:11.5	I actually want to start off just slightly different today.
0:14.8	I want to play a clip from my other podcast.
0:17.8	Opie, funny, A.F.
0:20.5	It's literally the hardest I ever left on a podcast or a radio show.
0:26.0	So I want you to check it out. It's with the horribly missed Carrawez.
0:30.9	I was out working one night and I got home out of a, off a gig early. And our place where we lived we lived the television if somebody rings the bell
0:40.5	downstairs you know to get in the building and you could turn this channel on the TV and you'd be
0:45.8	able to see who is at the door so I sometimes for fun would just kind of go up and down the dials
0:53.6	just to see who's walking by the TV or the door.
0:57.0	And I'm doing that and I catch her in this guy right on the thing.
1:03.0	And then the two of them just start making out right in front of my fucking door.
1:08.0	So...
1:09.0	How hard did you get? Oh, I was...
1:11.6	I walked right into that one. I walked right into that one.
1:32.9	You're dead, man.
1:33.7	You're dead.
1:35.3	Go check him.
1:36.0	He's dead.
1:38.7	I don't want to look at Robert right now.
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