Patrice O'Neal on Opie and Anthony - SUBSCRIBE "Opie Funny AF" podcast

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🗓️ 29 June 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Relive the comedic genius of Patrice O'Neal on the Opie and Anthony Show, where his larger-than-life presence and razor-sharp wit left everyone in stitches. Patrice struts into the studio, sparking a hilarious roast with Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, and Rich Vos over his flashy outfit. When news breaks of Wesley Snipes’ tax troubles, Patrice paints a gut-busting picture of Snipes’ prison life. Plus, he skewers Sci-Fi Channel’s cheesy rip-off movies, dreaming up absurd titles that outshine the originals. This episode is a masterclass in comedy chaos from one of the all-time greats. Tune in for non-stop laughs!

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0:00.0	Remembering Patrice O'Neill, his greatest moments on ONA.
0:03.7	O'B and Anthony, Patrice O'Neill has joined the program.
0:06.6	Looking like a pimp.
0:08.4	He's looking like a pimp, but he's looking good.
0:11.0	And now he's going around the room and talking about all of us and how we're dressed.
0:16.5	He looks like every, I mean, you have to step it up a little.
0:18.6	He looks like every black guy in Easter.
0:23.3	He really does. He looks like every... I mean, y'all can step it up a little. He looks like every black guy in Easter. He looks like a float in a parade.
0:26.2	That's horrible.
0:27.2	Just because he's got a sport coat on.
0:28.9	It's velvet, and it looks like Anthony's cousin's living room.
0:32.1	It really does.
0:32.8	It looks like a couch and a coffee shop in the East Village.
0:35.4	I know.
0:35.9	It really is horrible.
0:38.0	Is somebody doing a spoken word on you later.
0:40.5	He really does look like antique furniture.
0:42.5	Hold on.
0:42.7	I don't have to take this.
0:44.1	Leave short...
0:44.7	Let me button up my top button.
0:45.7	Thank you, Anthony.
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