Why do all Billionaires SUCK?

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🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up for a wild episode of the Opie Radio podcast, recorded live from Long Island after a chaotic thunderstorm left Opie's house soaked and his AC dreams dashed by an AWOL repairman named Fred. Joined by his pal Ron Berman, aka "Bed Bug Ronnie," the duo dives into a hilarious and unfiltered rant-fest. From the absurdity of chasing down unreliable service workers to the shocking state of Ron’s mattress (no sheets, no pillows, just stains!), they cover it all. Things get heated as they tackle billionaires, Elon Musk’s family drama, and the controversial "big, beautiful bill" that’s got everyone losing their minds. Plus, nostalgic nods to Mel Brooks, pickleball passions, and banana baseball madness. It’s raw, real, and packed with laughs—subscribe now for this and more on the Opie Radio podcast!

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0:00.0	Oh my.
0:04.0	Well, good morning, everybody.
0:07.6	Welcome to my live stream way out east on Long Island.
0:11.5	What a night.
0:13.8	What a night.
0:15.6	For me, I've been up three hours.
0:19.9	Yeah, that would put it at 3.45, sleeping all nice. Got all the windows
0:26.5	open in the entire house because Fred never showed up yesterday to try to fix the AC unit. He was
0:33.8	going to take a look see. And so we're, you know, we're in it.
0:39.4	We're keeping all the windows open to try to keep the house at a cool, 81 degrees.
0:46.6	So we're sleeping all nice, got a nice ocean breeze.
0:51.0	And then, you know, you've been through this.
0:53.3	All of a sudden, you're awake and you think to yourself,
0:58.6	why am I awake?
1:00.1	Why am I awake?
1:01.6	This is weird.
1:02.5	And then you're like, oh, oh, wow.
1:05.5	And you realize the whole house is shaking back and forth.
1:09.0	You're hearing thunder claps. The lightning is just
1:13.2	coming through the windows. And now the rain. Here comes the rain. The rain is coming in
1:22.5	sideways throughout the entire house.
1:32.2	I just spent the last hour trying to soak up water all over the house because, you know, we had to have the windows open
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