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...an alley show. 80052060-1067 to join to text, to call. You can also use that goat line. That

number is 844956 G0A. It was my wife's birthday yesterday, which meant that as soon as the show ended and we could get out of here, I ran over to the place where I buy all my birthday gifts, the dollar store. Oh, man. What a treat to be married to you, huh? Found a great birthday card that expressed, you know, 10% of what I felt.

I'll fill in the rest.

For a dollar, that's what you get.

Then I went to the front counter after waiting for a very long time in line, and I said, I'll take six of those balloons. And it would have cost me 40 or 50 bucks anywhere else. It cost me $12, Klein, for everything when I left. man i am telling you right now the people behind you in line line, when the person is like, oh good, they only have a card, I'll get behind this person. And then they go, can you go fill up a bunch of balloons? Every single person goes, God, I hate this person so much. And nobody rushes. They're like, sure. Whatever. Balloons. It's a dollar balloon. I'll take my sweet-ass time. And also, to make it worse, the line was so long that they had just opened up a second register, and the person behind me chose to stay because I didn't have much with me. Right. So she's just thinking, oh, I've got this made. She's just buying a card. I'll be through in no time. I know you don't value your time, but how much of an inconvenience was it for you to go to the dollar store as opposed to go into like a regular store?

Like, like, would you have been able to get?

Well, it wasn't on my way home. I had to pass my home to get to the dollar store.

And it took a lot more time. But honestly, I was able to bring more home. You know, if I had John to the regular grocery store, it's $20 for one little Mylar balloon. But I can get way more stuff at Dollar Store and be like, wow, look how much I love you. She doesn't know I went to the dollar store. But do you think as an adult, she cared it all about balloons? She does. She cares about balloons?

Yes. She cares about balloons? Yes. If the balloon is not filled with nitrous, it is of no interest to me at all.

Fine. I don't know why, but she cares about balloons.

And for everybody else and me and all of her other friends in her life, she always buys a giant Mylar balloon for that person because she thinks it's important.

And I tell her this is a waste of money. I don't care about balloons. Don't buy me one, but she cares. I understand as a kid why you'd think that's cool. Like, yeah, it's floaty and it's shiny. Yeah, but it's like, well, someone cares about me. It's a birthday. And I don't know. Am I alone here? Omar, you're like, you love... I'm not a balloon guy. No, no, no, no, no. You don't know am I alone here Omar you're like you love I know you love a balloon guy

No no no no no no you don't strike me as a balloon

No he likes parades though which is interesting

He likes giant balloons right but uh yeah if they're if they're being

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