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I think we have more liquor stores per capita than anywhere else in the entire world here in Southern California. It feels like there's liquor stores everywhere. And some blocks, you've got one on every corner of the block and they all seem to be thriving. Yeah, but then there's also times where you're driving and you're like, I need to stop at a liquor store. And then you're like, what the hell? I'm expecting to see one on every block block why in this one area is there no liquor store it seems like we have more liquor stores than people in southern california and the theory is always that if you meet anyone in a liquor store they probably have a good story which is why we sent jake you know jake goes to the liquor stores he's a regular his liquor store they call him the francis connor they call him the francis connor guy at his liquor store and he call him the Francis Conner. They call him the Francis Conner guy

at his liquor store. I think that's his nickname to his face. Right, but behind his back, they're like, oh, the smelly a-hole's here. But, yeah, but, but, but, but, but, uh, that's right. Sorry, the smelly guy with the dog is here. Excuse me. The friendly smelly guy. But, um, so Jake spent a lot time in different liquor stores and we decided everyone's got a story and if you're at a liquor

store you probably have an even better story. So we have a brand new segment we're going to debut now called Liquor Stories, where Jake just goes up to people at liquor stores and say, what's the best story you have? And Johnny, Postmaster Johnny, was so enthralled by this idea that he said, I want to create the theme song.

Move over Omar.

The guy who hates liquor.

Yeah, I don't like to drink, but I love stories.

So this is a worldwide debut of a brand new theme song for a brand new segment called Liquor Stories.

Jake the Nerds got liquor stories.

Yeah, he's got all the liquor stories. Now Johnny claims that a rap that this took him two hours.

Wow.

No, I don't know.

Was it the lyrics that took a long time, Johnny?

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