HOUR 4- Old Peoples Secrets, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
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0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous J.Rog.
0:35.1	Take off this hour by getting you on a standby boarding list.
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0:47.3	Get you on that standby boarding list so you can be a part of Krox Mile High Club destination number nine.
0:53.3	We'll do that, and then we will help you live forever this hour as well because we have a brand new old people
0:58.2	secrets.
0:58.7	People still discussing last week's old people secrets.
1:01.3	A lot of speculation as to exactly what was said last week during the old people's secrets.
1:07.7	And people like to translate old.
1:10.0	Hey, podcast listening here. Sorry, I'm a little behind. I don't know if this has been figured out yet, but the old lady just saying, just don't let things bother you too much. That is what she's saying. 100%. I am sure of it. Dividd. So sweet Dibbitts came to us from an old people secret.
1:47.2	Last week we got a very interesting old people secret that we weren't exactly sure what it meant. But this guy says that she's saying, don't let things bother you too much. And I don't know. Don't let things bother you to that. When I hear it like that, you know what, now I finally hear it. It's crazy. I couldn't make anything of that until I heard him translate it.
1:46.2	So that's good old people advice right there. And we've got a brand new old person that's going to try to help you live forever. And we will share that with you in a few moments. If you're looking for eternal life or the founding of youth, you may have found it right here at Krock. But before we do anything else, let's go ahead and make someone's life instantly better as we say good morning to Jordan in Long Beach.
2:05.8	Hi. Hey. You are caller 20.
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